I should note that I am worried about Judge Number 3. Judge Two: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. Judge One: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!Ĭhile #7 Susan's Screaming Sensation Chili No one seems inclined to stand behind me except Sally with the beer. Superb.ĭoc: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. Aggressive use of peppers, onions and garlic. Judge One: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. It really pisses me of that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage.
I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.ĭoc: My ears are ringing and I can no longer focus my eyes. Cayenne peppers freshly ground adding considerable kick. Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. Not much of a chili.ĭoc: I felt something scraping across my tongue but was unable to taste it. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods. Judge Two: Hint of lime in the black beans. Judge One: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Good use of red peppers.ĭoc: Call the EPA. Judge One: Excellent fire house chili! Great kick. They had to walkie-talkie in 3 extra beers when they saw the look on my face.Ĭhile #3: Fred's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver.
Needs more peppers to be taken seriously.ĭoc: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. Very mild.ĭoc: Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway with it. Judge One: A little too heavy on the tomato.
#Pull the pin hot sauce free
I was assured by the other two judges, (Native Texans), that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and besides they told me I could have free beer during the tasting so I accepted. Also the original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at a chili cook-off because no one else wanted to do it.
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